Submitted 5/9/02 by Emmy
Theme Park
(Remember, before you start reading this, that I was a weird kid.)
When we lived in Alaska I remember making this theme park. And it wasn't just any theme park, it was a theme park for flies. Yep, flies. Now how I caught these flies is kind of gross, but think about it, that's where flies are in quantity. So after gathering a couple of flies from Babe's output I headed back into the house.
In Jonica's and my room I had the theme park all ready. I had a top for a Merry-go-round. A little medicine cup for a pool. Some legos set up as a climbing wall. And a special-cut piece of paper as the slide.
After a short amount of time and a lot of recapturing of guests to my theme park, I found that it was best if my guests soaked in the pool first. The poor half-drowned flies didn't even see it coming. But they did stay pretty still after the dip in the pool. They then had a ride on the Merry-go-round, went down the slide, and climbed up the climbing wall. I had the best theme park in the business. But then Joni came in and got mad that I had poopy flies in our room, that was the end of my new-found business.